I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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