He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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