just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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