it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Why did my mother make you get naked?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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