I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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