Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He better not be in your backpack
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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