and you said cock pushups were impossible
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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