It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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