i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I love having hate sex.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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