is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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