fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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