Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)

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(586): View more from Michigan

theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.

(1-330): View more from Ohio

Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.

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(516): View more from New York

She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.

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(530): View more from California

Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'

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(416): View more from Toronto

you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.

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(925): View more from California

He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.

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(440): View more from Ohio

i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.

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