He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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