I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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