My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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