I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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