i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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