Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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