GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
