So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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