The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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