so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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