If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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