Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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