There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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