The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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