is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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