Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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