Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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