If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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