your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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