my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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