Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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