last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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