Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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