I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
How external is "for external use only"?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
