Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
