just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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