so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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