Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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