Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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