Buhtt sex?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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