i think i have two assholes
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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