I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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