my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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