I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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