I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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