ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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