She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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