From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize