You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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