dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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