I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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