I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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