i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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